Jimmy Kimmel
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WORLD WIDE WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING TAPE DATE: JULY 11, 1977 IN HAMBURG, PA AIR DATE: JULY, 14, 1977 . . . MUSICAL INTRO . . . Vince McMahon welcomes us to Championship Wrestling! “Hello everyone and welcome to Championship Wrestling, this is Vince McMahon here at ringside. Scheduled this week we will have the likes of the undefeated Jerry Valiant, who has a stunning series of matches with one Victor Rivera, also joining us is half of the NEW WWWF Tag Team Champions, a good wrestler and a great man Chief Jay Strongbow, be that as it may, and nevertheless we will also speak with the NWA World Champion Mr. Terry Funk. Then in a moment, SD Jones and Mr. USA himself Tony Atlas, who has really been on a tear here in the World Wide Wrestling Federation, will take on Louis Cyr and Butcher Nova” "We will begin with the festivities in just a moment" . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . Vince: "The following television program requires participatory viewer discretion." Ring Announcer Joe McHugh is standing in the middle of the ring. “Welcome to another action-packed card of Championship Wrestling. These matches are sanctioned and supervised by the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission Chief Deputy Commissioner is the Honorable J.J. Bins. Timekeeper at the bell, Mike Mittman. The doctor in attendance at ringside, Dr. George Zaharian. The referees for this hour of wrestling, Dick Wohrle and Dick Kroll. And I'm your ring announcer, Joooooe McHuuuuuuuuugh. Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit. In-tro-ducing in the red corner, first from parts unknown, weighing 275 pounds Bu-tch-er No-va. His partner from Lac St-Jean, Quebec, weighing in at 285 pounds Loo-uis CYR!!! And making their way to the ring area, first from Phil-delph-ia Penns-ylvan-ia, weighing 240 pounds here comes SD, SPECIAL DEL-EVERY JOOO-NES!! And his partner from Ro-a-noke Vir-gina weighing in at 295 pounds, he is MIIIS-TER. U-S-A TOOO-NY ATLAS!!!!!” Mr. USA Tony Atlas and SD Jones have a barn burner with Louis Cyr and Butcher Nova. Atlas and Jones win this wild encounter when Jones pins Cyr after Atlas PRESS SLAMS ALL 285 POUNDS OF HIM!!!!!!!! And Jones drops a Running Elbow across Cyr's chest . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . Vince: “On July 9, 1977 Madison Square Garden once again was the host to history, as the WWWF Tag Team Championship changed hands, and now two proud men, two vey honorable men, Chief Jay Strongbow and Carlos Colon are the new WWWF Tag Team Champions. Let us briefly step back in time and see the closing moments of Chief Jay Strongbow and Carlos Colon's victory!” Clip of the closing moments of the tag match are shown, with Strongbow pinning Ventura after a Tomahawk Chop. Colon and Strongbow then batter Albano and after tossing the manager out of the ring to Patera and Ventura, Strongbow and Colon are awarded the titles and hug in the center of the ring. Vince: “A momentous win for the tag team combination of Carlos Colon and Cheif Jay Strongbow. Nevertheless there is no rest for a champion, lets go to the ring where Chief Jay Strongbow will be in singles action.” Chief Jay Strongbow with Carlos Colon defeats Bud Osbourne with a Tomahawk Chop Vince McMahon then joins the new Champions in the ring. Strongbow thanks all the fans for their support as they chased Ventura and Patera all over the place. Strongbow says that they are fighting champions and they will defend the titles against anyone that wants a shot. He dedicates the win to all the men who Patera and Ventura injured. Colon, in Spanish, then thanks all the fans and promises to fight any and all comers. . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . Vince is still standing in the ring when we return and welcomes to Championship Wrestling the World Heavyweight Champion Terry Funk. Funk at first acts cordial to Vince and the fans, but then starts to insult the fans and berate Vince when Vince mentions WWWF Champion Superstar Billy Graham and how Graham pinned Funk to win a tag team match in Rochester. Funk calls it a lucky break and that Graham couldn't beat him on his best day. Funk says Graham is a coward or else he would be out challenging Funk right now! The crowd begins to stir and cheer, at first Funk thinks they are cheering for him, until he turns and sees WWWF Champion Superstar Graham coming down the aisle and into the ring!! Vince asks both men to restrain themselves and Graham promises not to throw the first punch. Graham and Funk debate back and forth, finally Graham tricks Funk into agreeing to put the NWA World Title on the line against him at Madison Square Garden on August 13!!!! Graham tells Funk when he leaves The Garden he will do so with two titles! Funk says they should shake on it and put his hand out, Graham goes to shake him hand, and Funk swings with his other fist, but Graham blocks the punch and unloads on the World Champion with punches of his own!!!!!! Graham rocks Funk backward and then blast with a solid punch that sends Funk over the top rope and two the floor!!! Funk is dazed on the outside of the ring and Graham holds both the NWA and WWWF Titles up in the air. . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . Jerry Valiant defeats Max Tamboola with a Backslide. . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . In our final match of the show Antony Parisi defeated Bull Pompetti with a Sleeper Hold. . . . COMMERCIAL BREAK . . . NWA World Champion Terry Funk is back out and is demanding him NWA World Title Belt which Graham left with Vince, Vince gives the belt to Funk and the Champion goes on a tirade blasting Vince, Graham, the fans, and the President of the United States???? Vince finally interrupts him. Vince McMahon: “I'm sorry Mr. Funk but we are running out of time!! Another exciting edition of Championship Wrestling has come to an end. Join us next week when you will see Pat Patterson, Gorilla Monsoon, former WWWF Tag Team Champions Jesse Ventura and Ken Patera and making his return to the World Wide Wrestling Federation after a long absence, “POLISH POWER” Ivan Putski Until them goodbye from The World Wide Wrestling Federation”
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