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You could kinda do a Vince Russo booking a classic Bash show deal.... How about NWA Cockdown - a whole card where everymatch is a Bra & Panties match?? Certainly wouldn't like to see one of those featuring the Roadwarriors vs the Russians.... Or how about this: 1988 Great American Bash - renamed The Bash so as not to offend our Afghan friends overseas.... MAIN EVENT - WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP under WWE RAW TV main event rules: (One of the most dangerous matches in wrestling - neither man can win, as the bout will end in a double DQ due to the Horseman running in and attacking Luger before either man can score a pinfall) LEX LUGER vs RIC FLAIR U.S TITLE - SCRAMBLE MATCH (Match will last 30 mins and the title will officially change hands on at least 50 occasions, doubling the length of the title history in one night, and rendering the belt completely irrelevant as whoever wins has already held the belt twice that night alone, & its a championship that everyone, including the Italian Stallion, has held) Barry Windham vs Nikita Koloff vs Jimmy Garvin vs Italian Stallion KING OF THE MOUNTAIN match - renamed 'Bull Of The Woods match' (Whoever owns / books the company will wins. The rules are so convoluted and hard to follow that you won't be very sure what they've won or why you should care) Dusty Rhodes vs Sting vs Mike Rotundo vs Larry Zybyszko ULTIMATE X-MATCH (Winners will not appear on television for up to six months) Russian Assassins vs Ronnie Garvin / Jimmy Valiant vs Roadwarriors vs Powers Of Pain UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE - DARK MATCH RULES (in this case U.S tag unified with World tag) (winners will be the 1st Unified tag champs - match will not be promoted or broadcast on the live PPV. Losing team will be split up, despite being over and successful, and winning team will be booked to loose undercard matches for the foreseeable future) Arn & Tully vs Midnight Express WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT RULES MATCH (Loser must kick out of opponents finisher at least 3 times before match can end) Mighty Wilbur vs Ivan Koloff TV TITLE - MIDGET LADDER MATCH - first one to grow tall enough to reach the belt and grab it wins Kevin Sullivan vs Rick Steiner
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