You expect to see Virgil everywhere you go

You know the difference between a "Super Ticket" vs. a "VIP Pass" and actually have an opinion on which you prefer.

Every year your holiday card includes an updated picture of you, your wife, your kids and Virgil in matching holiday sweaters.

You never assume folks are talking about Sting the singer.

Found this on another site, you might be a wrestling fan if:
 you always refer to your girlfriend as a Valet.  
 you are the minister of a church for people that think Mick Foley is God.
 you have never used a folding chair to sit on in your life.
 you've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"
 you've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive.
 you know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter.
 you get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents.
 you've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match.
 your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler.
 you make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room.  
 in church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to Paul Heyman, Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon.
 you refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music.
 every week your parents have to buy new furniture.
 when your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it.
 if you spell wrestling R-A-S-S-L-I-N "apostrophe."
 if you have a poster of Stone Cold on the back of the door of your office.
 if you think Gordon Solie is one of the greatest sportscasters of all time.
 if you can name the finishing moves of The Super Destroyer, Mr.Wrestling I and II, and Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones.
 you've ever asked your wife if she's ready to "ride space mountain" before sex or referred to her as a mountain-ette after.
 you have ever called in sick to go to a rasslin' match.
 have the same hairstyle and color as Ric Flair.
 named any of your children "Big Sexy" "Sting" or "Andre."
you ask for someone's name then say "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!"
your father tells you to do something and you finish it by saying, "Now can you dig it sucka?"  
you check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released.
you never leave the house on Monday nights.  
you knew who Jesse Ventura was before he became an elected official.

And thats why it says it at the top of the list:
"you might be a wrestling fan if"